(catching Bobby jamming his music while Kahn is driving the car) Bobby, I can't have you disco dancing in the alley. People are gonna think we didn't teach you shame, and I know we have. (listens to some sort of hip hop track) What is this garbage?!
S7 E1Get Your Freak Off
(Referring to Bobby's dancing at a concert) They weren't dancing like you and I dance. They were...enjoying it.
In heaven… Hey, that's Todd!
S7 E2The Fat and the Furious
(bringing over hotdogs) Okay everybody, 'dogs are up! Now Bill's in a rush, so he gets first crack.
BDBill Dautrieve
I'll be speedy! (starts to eat)
Hey, we've got ketchup, mustard, relish over there... (notices Bill eating all of the hotdogs) Jesus!
Woah, look at him go.
Bill, Bill! Those 'dogs are for everyone!
BDBill Dautrieve
(finishes eating all the hotdogs, and belches) That should do it. (leaves)
Wow! If there were thirteen more 'dogs on that platter, Mr. Dautrieve would be in the Guinness Book of World Records!
Hail the conquering fat-ass! A lonely pig gorging himself on the lips and anuses of his brothers.
BDBill Dautrieve
Dale, why don't you shut your skinny little no-hot-dog-eating mouth?
S7 E3Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
TPTid Pao
You brought it here!? God, you are one dumbass pig-farmer.
[when Bobby gets caught spray painting the fence with graffiti]
Q-bag!
Painterer!
You! Inside! Now! [cues to inside the house] Dang it, Bobby! Your mother and I took our wedding photos in front of that fence!
Man, I'm just keepin' it real, dawg.
S7 E4Goodbye Normal Jeans
TTeacher
(sees bubbles approaching) Bobby, what are you doing?
I'm ironing underwater. (makes blooping sounds)
TTeacher
(wipes her glasses) Don't test me, young man.
(Upon Hank finding Bobby holding a Cheerleader uniform) There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed.
Wow. Boy, that cheese. Mm.
S7 E5Dances with Dogs
Rex, just move your paw. (screams)
S7 E6The Son Also Roses
SStoner
We need more of this dude!
S7 E7The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Hank Rutherford Hill, you are within one hundred feet of me, and much as I like to scoff at the law, I also like to arbitrarily enforce it. Skedaddle, boy. We got a tunnel to dig under the alley!
What?
Yep. It's gonna go from Dale's house, my house to Boomhauer's house!
A little 3 way friendship tube and you ain't invited!
The only rules are no spitting and no cutting other people's fingers off. You probably wouldn't like them down there, Hank.
Yeah, man, talkin' 'bout no dang ol' psychos allowed, man.
Good God, you're serious?! The alley is city property. As block captain I will come down on you with the full authority of my office. And who the hell are you?
Hank, you know Octavio. He's my gal Friday. Does anything I want. Now you, scoot. 100 feet. Move it.
[This made Hank furious. Hank points at Dale.]
You shut your got-dang mouth or I'll shove that Ditch Witch down your throat and dig a tunnel straight through to sunshine!
BJBig Jim
Ha ha, that's telling him.
'Felt good, too.
Back off, Hank, or Octavio will mess you up.
OOctavio
Gribble, I don't care if he stays or goes. Where's the money you owe me, esse?
You heard him.
BJBig Jim
Take the first shot, Cochise. I love two things: building doll house furniture and kicking ass. And I don't see any no houses 'round here. You see any doll houses, Hank?
No, I don't.
BJBig Jim
(furiously) No you don't, that's right! What are you looking at, sport? Don't you eyeball me! Don't you eyeball a JUNKYARD DOG! [Everyone is looking scared, even Hank] ARF, ARF, ARF! NOW YOU GOT THE DOG BARKING! YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT! ARF, ARF!
[in his fit, he appears to choke on his own slobber, then suddenly screams in pain as he grabs his head, then falls right to the ground face first; even Hank is concerned, as he appears to have given himself a fatal stroke]
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