[to Boomhauer] I never thought I'd have to drag you into the garage like I do with Bill and Dale!
S8 E1Patch Boomhauer
[Goes to talk to Boomhauer] Now, Boomhauer, as a man, I'm obligated of salvaging our friendship of over 30 years, by asking you some tough questions. [Boomhauer, after a moment, nods] Do you love Kathryn Hester?
Yo, man.
And does the thought of Patch marrying her tear you up inside?
...Yo, man.
And did you hire those women of...'easy virtue' to frame Patch and to break up the wedding?
[stares down Hank for a long moment] NO, man.
...Oh, Boomhauer, I am so sorry for doubting you. But wait a minute, if you didn't hire them, then...[Gasps] Craig T?! Oh, God, Patch knew all along!
Damn straight, man. Now, talkin' 'bout, you know, do-don't get hurt fallin' off that dang ol' high horse, man!
Boomhauer, I deserve all that and more, but right now, I need to get to the rehearsal dinner and set things right. I'll give Patch the 'happy ending' he deserves, I tell you what!
Does this suit smell like embalming fluid to you?
MMinh
[At the rehearsal dinner] Look, there Boomhauer! We get good fight, it make up for cash bar!
S8 E2Reborn to be Wild
Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse?
S8 E3New Cowboy on the Block
KKahn
Yes, hello. Rock on.
S8 E4The Incredible Hank
So it turns out I'm not the actual Dale Gribble, but a clone of him. The original Dale Gribble is a super-warrior from the year 2087. The second me, i.e. I, was created to help the first me fight the invading Mongol armies.
Dale, that's asinine, and here's four reasons why. First, you're not gonna clone a super-warrior out of a guy who can't even win a thumb-wrestling match.
But, I...
Two, you've spent your life swearing that the robots will eliminate the clones by the year 2010, so which is it, robots or clones?
I suppose...
Three, you've already said you sympathize with the invading Mongolians of 2087, so you'd be the last one they'd send to fight them. And four, if you were from the future, you would have seen this coming.
(offscreen) God dang it im out of clean socks. Dang It!!
Hank, there's something I have to tell you.
You did what?!
KKahn
Minh! Come quick! Hank and Peggy having old-school red-neck domestic squabble on front lawn!
How could you, Peggy?
MMinh
Oh, I bet she burn the meat loaf!
It caused what?
MMinh
Why he point at his crotch like that?
20% shrinkage?! You want me to put a patch on my what?!
KKahn
OK, this going in a weird direction now.
I'll kick your fat bull ass! Come on! [headbutt Dale's face]
Ow!
S8 E6After the Mold Rush
[breathing from a hazmat helmet] Yep.
S8 E7Livin' On Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
We're not gonna drink Bill after all, okay?
S8 E8Rich Hank, Poor Hank
Dad, gimme a big wad of cash!
S8 E9Ceci Ne Pas Une King of the Hill
AArtist
Washington, Hitler. Washington, Hitler.
S8 E10That's What She Said
Richard's vulgarity has gone too far; he has alienated the entire staff. Buck Strickland terminates Richard's employment at Strickland Propane
One day later
SSign
HELP WANTED
Okay team, gather 'round. I'm going to tell you about the new improvements on the Vogner 2800 series. The first thing is that it will smoke your meat. And it's got a nice big rack for your buns.
EEnrique
Or wieners.
Or wieners. Why not?
JJJoe Jack
Feels good to say "wieners" again.
And sausage.
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