At a market near the Mexico/US border
I don't mean to sound racist, but this by far is the best selection of beans I have ever seen. I'm serious.
Oooh, tacos! Can I buy one?
No!
How about some pig's feet? They look clean.
No! No food! You're going to get sick and this isn't some two-mile ride home from a pie-eating contest.
How about a banana? It comes in it's own wrapper.
Hank{sighing}: Fine.
Bill grabs bushels of bananas then proceeds to go pay for them. Hank sees shopkeeper sweeping
Uhh.. ¿Por favor? ¿Cervezas Alamo?
Shopkeeper points to a display of a Mexican cowgirl enticing customers to buy Alamo
Bill, Boomhauer & Dale{in unison}: Whoa!
Outside the Mexican market. The guys enjoy a long-awaited Alamo Beer, except Bill, who eats a banana
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
One beer's not going to hurt my driving. Look how fat I am!
Sorry, Bill. That's what you get for having a mouth full of banana when we all said "Not It."
Returning to Arlen. Bill is driving Dale's van
Dang those bananas!
Step on it, Bill! I don't know which way it's coming out, but it's coming out!
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