King of the Hill · Season 3
Find the body yet, Quincy?
We have some remains that we're analyzing, you needn't concern yourself.
Oh, I needn't, shouldn't I? And maybe I should not know that all Mega Lo Mart employees have a five thousand dollar insurance policy.
That's nonsense. This is a very straightforward investigation.
Heh, that's what they want you to think.
Sir, we are they.
(reference a picture of Bobby, in his underwear, grabbing a fry off the kitchen table while standing up to speak at Buckley's funeral) This is what a starving Irish child looks like! (Furiously) Fight the occupation! Fight the Oc-cu-pa-tion!
(seeing the couch is moved outside) What did you do to my own couch?
Hey, you two; I'm trying to eat.
I think I know why you're here. Your wife came to me with a headache. (Hank glares at him) A real headache. Her head actually hurt!
Mix pineapple juice and club soda, and you've got yourself a big bucket of crap.
You hear the expression "Lie like a dog" so much it is almost a cliché.
(contemptuously) Well, well, well Jo-hon Redcorn!
Oh, Peggy. Nancy's headache's very severe this morning, um... must be the pollen.
Well, well, well.
...Well.
Jo-hon Redcorn!
(awkwardly) Pe-he-ggy Hill.
[reading a note that Dale left it] "Purpose: Nab Fugitive at 27 Whistler Terrace. Signed, Dale Gribble, Bounty Hunter." [crumbles it up] Damn it, Dale!
[last lines]
More SpaghettiOs?
[voice only, inside the room] Aah! Busy! Occupied!
[voice only, screams] No, not my eyes!
I thought he'd stopped having those nightmares.
Tilly! Did you make this Stuffin'? 'CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE GARBAGE!
(in a worried tone) Uh, Dad?
Did I ever tell you about the time she tried to poison me with a baked Chicken?
(sighs) It was Chicken Almondine.
IT WAS CYANIDE, WOMAN!
(exasperated) Dad, could you please show Mom some respect while Bobby's in the room?
You heard him, Bobby. Leave the room! (Bobby gets up to leave the room)
(frustrated) Sit down.
Grandpa, could you at least respect Grandmom until we get to dessert?
Didi's your Grandmom too, Bobby..... Your pretty Grandmom! 'Course, bad as Tilly was in the Kitchen, she was even worse in the Bedroom! (Everyone is shocked, Tilly is especially mortified) I Said.... The Woman was lousy in the sack.
(tapping glass with knife then getting up to propose a toast) To the Stuffing! Might taste like Garbage, but it sure fills you up!
I'm goin' down to the corn dog shack to watch the girlies make lem-o-nade.
[seeing that some random kid on the street shot him] Bobby, stop playing dead! Get up before someone sees you!
[weaker] What was that? Dad, is that you? Everything's so dim.
Bobby, get up.
I'm not going to make it.
You're not injured!
The gold is buried. [coughs] It's buried! [coughs]
[grabbing Bobby's back with his arm] Please stand up!
Oh, no! I hit a deer with your truck!
Nuh-uh.
But I have to tinkle.
Not on my watch! [clicks shotgun]
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