[seeing the snake is inside the toilet] Welp, it's in the toilet. Too late!
No, it's not!
S11 E2serPUNt
S11 E5Hank Gets Dusted
(angers at Dusty) Dang it, Dusty, I'm gonna take that gold record and shove your face through the little hole!
(to Dale) Dale, move aside, unless you want me to kick your ass.
(wrapped around in guitar spinning by a ZZ Top guy) Do It Again, Do it again!
Stop spinning my son!
S11 E7The Passion of Dauterive
God told me to come here tonight.
Eh, what is this?
Song of Solomon.
Isn't that a little PG-13 for church?
S11 E8Grand Theft Arlen
VG"Pro-pain" video game
TASTE THE MEAT, AND THE HEAT!
Oh god I just stabbed a parking attendant! Where's the button to turn myself in?!
S11 E11Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
GGorilla
GORILLA IN THE HOUSE!
GGorilla
ALRIGHT, TEA PARTY'S OVER!
GGorilla
Your bulk is so fierce, almost as swole as mine!
DDirk
Damn, it's too bad that nobody is here to see this sweet rip.
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