Khan quotes from King of the Hill

[after Dale rode the log ride losing Bobby and the group] Gribble! Where are your dumb kids?

Hank

(Hank realizes he's all alone and sighs. Then he sees Khan starting to build a fence.) Hey Khan. I thought I heard someone mixing concrete.

Oh, that's right. I'm building fence. Big fence. Eight feet tall between your house and my house.

Hank

Eight feet huh? Yeah, you see Khan, in this neighborhood, side fences have to be 5'6 or under. It's not in the code or anything, it's just something I'm trying to enforce.

You really want to help me, Hank Hill? You keep your dirty little boy's hands off my innocent genius daughter!

Hank

Now what's that supposed to mean?

Last night, I catch Bobby half-naked in Connie's room!

Hank

Bobby?!

The truth about your little boy not so pretty after all, is it, Hank Hill?! He girl-crazy sex-fiend!

Hank

(feigning outrage) Well, that boy's gonna get a talking to, I tell ya what! (Hank walks away and secretly laughs) Whew.

Ted Wassanasong

Damn it, Kahn, do you want to join Nine Rivers?

Oh yes! Thank you, Ted!

Ted

Welp, you can forget it!

Ted

...Unless you can show Mr. Ho that Hank Hill would be the perfect Nine Rivers member.

What do you want with that chicken-fried loser?

Ted

The PGA has refused to have their tournament at Nine Rivers unless we attract at least one non-Asian member. You deliver me Hank, I will put you up for junior membership.

You will offer me full membership!

Ted

Associate membership?

Full membership!