King of the Hill · Season 6, Episode 15
“A Man Without a Country Club” · Season 6, Episode 15
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (2), Dale Gribble (2), Ted Wassanasong (2), Bill Dauterive (1), Kahn Souphanousinphone (1), Khan (1)
What happens if my tee shot lands on a bird's back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that still a hole-in-one? Because that's how I'm going to play it.
Dang it, Dale. It already happened once. What are the odds of it happening again?
I've never had a caddy before. I'm gonna treat him like crap.
Kahn has distracted Hank in front of the membership chairman. Ted Wassanasong goes to speak to Khan in private
Damn it, Kahn, do you want to join Nine Rivers?
Oh yes! Thank you, Ted!
Welp, you can forget it!
Kahn frowns
...Unless you can show Mr. Ho that Hank Hill would be the perfect Nine Rivers member.
What do you want with that chicken-fried loser?
The PGA has refused to have their tournament at Nine Rivers unless we attract at least one non-Asian member. You deliver me Hank, I will put you up for junior membership.
You will offer me full membership!
Associate membership?
Full membership!
Ted{meekly}: Done!
Can I ask you something? What and what accessories do I sell for a living?
Tractors?
[Later]
To be fair, Hank, you used to sell tractors.
Yeah, well, he didn't know that.
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