Prepare to be beaten by the deadliest form of martial arts. Monkey style! Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh!
“My Own Private Rodeo” · Season 6, Episode 18
In this episode: Dale Gribble (5), Nancy Gribble (2), Hank Rutherford Hill (1)
Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you.
Attention homosexuals and so called "bi"-sexuals.
This is supposed to be my re-wedding to Dale! My second chance! Why is God punishin' me? (looks up with her arms in the air) Why, sug?!
BGBug Gribble
Oh my god, Hank! Are you gay?
What?! No! I sell propane!
So, are you really okay with your dad being gay?
Why would I have a problem with it? John Redcorn's gay, and I've been friends with him for years!
[to the crowd] Listen up, homosexuals and so-called bisexuals; you are being-- [a lasso ties him up]
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