Philip J. Fry quotes from Futurama

Fry

[On a bouncing ball.] At last, war has made me into a man... Wee!

Fry

[upon seeing Bender in his were-car form about to kill Leela.] You jerk! I thought I was your best friend! What kind of two timing killmobile are you?

Fry

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

Fry

Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.

Fry

Apartment 1I. The old me would have made a joke about that!

Fry

Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb, but I proved them!

Fry

I'm not a robot like you, I don't like having discs crammed into me... unless they're Oreos... and then only in the mouth.

Fry

You know what else sucks about being a slave? The hours.

Fry

I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!

Fry

Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

Fry

There are guys in the background of Mary Worth comics who are more important than me.

Fry

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Fry

We've been to every scuzzy bazaar in the galaxy, including Pottery Barn.

Fry

I don't want my comic picked apart by nerds. I'm taking it to a comic book convention.

Fry

[mimicking monster sounds, threatening Leela] Say goodbye to your forehead because I'm about to shoot you in it!