Zoidberg quotes from Futurama

Dr. Zoidberg

Stop, stop! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!

Zoidberg

I'm going to a movie...with friends!

Dr. Zoidberg

Now it's time for my song! [singing]

Dr. Zoidberg

Oh.

Dr. Zoidberg

I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated.

Zoidberg

My first clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse!

Dr. Zoidberg

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.

Dr. Zoidberg

It's toe-tappingly tragic!

Zoidberg

Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

Dr. Zoidberg

Question. Do you have to have been cryogenically frozen to get the free... [the guy closes the door on his face] You didn't let me finish! I was going to say "to get the free food".

Dr. Zoidberg

Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes it... then perhaps gifts!

Dr. Zoidberg

[voice-over] As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg. And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!

Dr. Zoidberg

[after biting the American flag] Now that's a grand old flag!

Zoidberg

Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?

Zoidberg

Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people.

Zoidberg

They're flying Manhattan into the sun! They must have been out of piranhas!