Nibbler quotes from Futurama

Nibbler

Alas, my mind has already degenerated to the point where I can no longer predict the ending of an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

Nibbler

And so, life returned to normal, or at least as normal as it gets in this primitive dirtball inhabited by psychotic apes. Thanks to the effects of the brain waves, the people of Earth have not memory of what had transpired, except Fry, and no one believed him or cared what he had to say. I, meanwhile, returned to my post, ever vigilant, lest Earth again come under brain attack. And when that day comes, God help us. God help us all.

Leela

Time for a diapie change.

Nibbler

End transmission.

Fry

But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.

Nibbler

Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.

Nibbler

And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe.

Fry

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?

Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.

Does he not know?

Nibbler

He does not know.

He knows not?

Nibbler

Knows not does he.

Not he know?

Enough!

Nibbler

I hereby place an order for one cheese pizza.

[on phone] One pie, nothing good on it. Name?

Nibbler

I period C period Weinner.

[on phone] Uh, talk a little louder. It sounds like you got some kind of tiny head on you or something.

Nibbler

Do you remember some months ago when the Earth was under attack by flying brains?

Fry

Hmmm. I remember the square-dancing stomachs, but that might have been a Mylanta commercial.

Nibbler

Well now it's your choice. Is there nothing in the future worth saving?

Fry

Hm. Leela. But she doesn't think much of me.

Nibbler

Ah, she must be The Other.

Fry

What?

Nibbler

You must not give up on her. I am stationed on a distant world known as Vergon 6. But, if you return to the future, I will transfer to Earth to give you what help I can.

Fry

You really think I would have had a chance with Leela?

Nibbler

You must choose: The present or the future? To save yourself or to save Leela.

...One!

Leela

[Dresses cat in Nibbler's sailor suit] Admiral Cutiepaws reporting for duty... I mean, cutie!

Nibbler

My best friend died in that uniform.

Nibbler

Can we at least know what you're doing down there?

Prof. Farnsworth

We're certainly not building anything sinster, if that's what you mean. Come on, Bender. Something sinister won't build itself.

Amy

Professor Katz's last name is Katz. You think he has something to do with all these cats?

Nibbler

The conclusion is as inescapable as it is moronic. It's time we paid him a visit. [Hands Amy a pistol] And if he won't listen to us, perhaps he'll listen to Smith & Wesson. [Picks up large plasma cannon] Or perhaps Consolidated Headmelter.

Nibbler

Leela, it’s time you and I had a talk.

Leela

A talk? You can’t break up with me! You’re my pet!

Nibbler

Fry, you have once more done my people a great service. On my honor, I shall find a way to repay you.

Fry

Thanks. But no one can give me what I really want. [mopes]

Bender

I can't stand to see him like this. I'll push him off the roof.

Fry

Hi, mom.

Hi, Sweetie. You want some crackers and a slice of hat?

Fry

No, thanks. Listen, um I never got the chance to talk to you. Do you have a few minutes?

Sure, honey, you're the most important thing in my life once this game is over.

Fry

What's the point? What good is it to talk to her in my own dream?

[on TV] And that's it! Wisconsin has defeated Stanford What an occasionally exciting way to start the new millennium!

Fry

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. I never saw that game. It happened after I got frozen. How can I be dreaming it in such detail?

Nibbler

Because this isn't your dream. It's your mother's dream.

Fry

Whoa, wh-what?

Nibbler

I told you we would reward you. Make it count, my friend.

Fry

Mom? There's so much I need to say. Is it really you?

Yes. I've dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared. What did you want to tell me?

Nibbler

I'd like to see the film, Leela.

Leela

Nibbler! You can talk!

Nibbler

You always forget I can talk.

Leela

[pause] Nibbler! You can talk!