But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.
Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.
“The Why of Fry” · Season 4
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (8), Nibbler (6), Turanga Leela (2), Big Brain (2), Ken (2), Bender (1), Mr. Panucci (1)
And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe.
So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
KKen
Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
There are guys in the background of Mary Worth comics who are more important than me.
Detecting trace amounts of mental activity, possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer.
KKen
Does he not know?
He does not know.
FFiona
He knows not?
Knows not does he.
MNMale Nibblonian 2
Not he know?
KKen
Enough!
We're back from the mission!
Wh-What? You went without me?
You were looking up curse words in the dictionary. It seemed like a better use of your time.
But-- But I'm the delivery boy.
Don't worry. Everything went fine.
Better than usual!
We got medals!
I hereby place an order for one cheese pizza.
[on phone] One pie, nothing good on it. Name?
I period C period Weinner.
[on phone] Uh, talk a little louder. It sounds like you got some kind of tiny head on you or something.
Do you remember some months ago when the Earth was under attack by flying brains?
Hmmm. I remember the square-dancing stomachs, but that might have been a Mylanta commercial.
Well now it's your choice. Is there nothing in the future worth saving?
Hm. Leela. But she doesn't think much of me.
Ah, she must be The Other.
What?
[The chair starts to tip back and Fry holds the leg.]
You must not give up on her. I am stationed on a distant world known as Vergon 6. But, if you return to the future, I will transfer to Earth to give you what help I can.
You really think I would have had a chance with Leela?
You must choose: The present or the future? To save yourself or to save Leela.
CCrowd
...One!
[Past Fry leans back on his chair and blows his noise maker. Future Fry blows the chair and Past Fry tumbles back into the cryo-tube which freezes him.]
[The brains have told Fry to see what happened the night he was frozen.]
What happened to me, Philip J. Fry, on December 31, 1999?
HBHuge Brain
Clarification request! Are you the Philip J. Fry from Earth, or the Philip J. Fry from Hovering Squid World 97-A?
Earth, you fat idiot!
You may not be the most important person in the universe, but I'm really glad to see you right now.
Then I am the most important person in the universe.
[Leela kisses him]
Yes!!
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