Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Bender, taken from us in the prime of life; when he was crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
“A Pharaoh to Remember” · Season 3
In this episode: Bender (9), Philip J. Fry (5), Turanga Leela (4), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Zoidberg (1), Amy Wong (1)
More like three lockers and a sink!
Your basic bending unit is made of an iron-osmium alloy, but Bender was different. Bender had an 0.04% nickel impurity.
It's what made me me.
Bender, we're trying our best.
Your best is an idiot!
Danny Boy?! You're at my funeral, singing about some stiff named Danny Boy? You really are a massive bonehead!
I'm expressing my sorrow!
Get lost! I'd say don't quit your day job, but you're awful at that too!
You've convinced me life is worth living... by showing me how bad my funeral will suck!
[Bender storms out and the bouquet lands in Farnsworth's lap]
I know whose funeral we'll be attending next!
Oh, stop.
HPHigh Priest
People of Osiris 4, please welcome a man who started as a slave but worked his way up to Lord of All Creation! Our new Pharaoh, Bender!
Citizens of Me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past. Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land.
Impressive. Who's building it?
OOsiran
You.
Say again?
OOsiran
You are now slaves of the great Pharaoh Hermenthotip. Guards!
[The guards grab the crew]
Call it a hunch but I've got a bad feeling about this.
You know what else sucks about being a slave? The hours.
HPHigh Priest
Great Wall of Prophecy, reveal to us God's will that we may blindly obey.
PPriests
[chanting] Free us from thought and responsibility.
HPHigh Priest
We shall read things off you.
PPriests
[chanting] Then do them.
HPHigh Priest
Your words guide us.
PPriests
[chanting] We're dumb.
You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go.
That's the only thing about being a slave.
Stop it, stop it! It's not right! You've crossed the line!
Incredible. This place is just like the Ancient Egypt of my day.
OSOsiran Slavemaster
That is no coincidence. For our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.
I knew it! Insane theories, one; regular theories, a billion.
OSOsiran Slavemaster
We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians, such as pyramid building, space travel, and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.
Also, Wolfman.
[last lines]
Step course for Earth! [evil laugh]
That's not Earth.
Oh.
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