“Amazon Women in the Mood” · Season 3
In this episode: Zapp Brannigan (6), Turanga Leela (5), Bender (3), Philip J. Fry (2), Amy Wong (1), Kif Kroker (1)
I’m calling to negotiate a double date. You and me, Kif and Amy.
Forget it.
Then let the negotiations begin! I propose we go out on ten dates.
How about zero?
Nine.
Zero.
Seven.
Zero.
Eight.
Please, Leela? Kif’s like the sweetest guy who’s ever liked me.
Five, and that’s my final offer. Four!
One.
Two.
One half.
I’ll take it. We’ll meet you tonight for part of dinner and the first half of a movie.
Well, well, well. This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date.
Half-date.
Waiter, bring us a bottle of wine.
Half-bottle.
And some oysters on the half-shell.
Quarter-shell.
She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro.
The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. Please make a note of it.
Where are all the men in your society?
Men die out many year ago.
With all these women around, they were probably nagged to death. Are you with me, fellas? [He, Fry and Zapp laugh]
We have to go save them.
Nah, why bother?
Bender, think of the señoritas!
[A chord of Latin music plays]
Vámonos!
[After the men have been sentenced to death by snu-snu.]
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.
You win again, gravity!
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go?
Maybe you can interface with my ass...by biting it!
What planet is this, anyway?
[shrugs] This whole sector is uncharted.
It is not uncharted. You lost the chart.
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