Bender quotes from Futurama

Bender

I'm going to go build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!

Bender

Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my OWN lunar lander... with blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.

Bender

You know, Fry, out of all the friends I've ever had... you're the first.

Bender

Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters, and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a whole 'nother two thirds of a person!

Bender

This last week with Fry has been great. Beneath his warm, soft exterior beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot.

Bender

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

Bender

In the name of all that is good and logical, we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jerematic, one-zero-zero-zero-one-zero-one-zero-one-zero-one-zero-one... [later] ... zero-one-zero-one-one-zero-zero-one... two. Amen.

Bender

[upon discovering that the robots in his fraternity, Robot House, are all nerds] Uh oh! NERDS!

Bender

Leela, save me! And yourself, I guess. And my Banjo. [Fry looks at him.] And Fry.

Bender

[about the binary code dream sequence] Whoa, what an awful dream. Ones and zeros everywhere, and I thought I saw a two!

Bender

Game's over, losers! I have all the money!! Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!

Bender

Lets face it, comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy! Ha ha ha, that's funny.

Bender

She is well traveled... and I don't mean she travels a lot.

Bender

Let's commence preparations for rumbling!

Bender

[singing] I like stealing, I like taking things.