Morbo quotes from Futurama

Morbo

All hail our gargantuan, cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.

Morbo

So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids and they couldn't believe it -- they were delicious. But, I digress. Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all!

Morbo

Welcome back. Our next guest has been teaching the world to cook for over 20 years. But apparently my, uh, wife hasn't been listening. I will destroy her!!!

Morbo

Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!

Morbo

Once again, Eternliax the Immortal, dead, at the age of 26.

Morbo

Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates... Puny human no. 1, puny human no. 2, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.

Hello Morbo, how's the family?

Morbo

Belligerent and numerous.

Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. [pulls a live baby out of his chest compartment and kisses it]

Great, first he steals my body, now he's touchin' my stuff!

Linda

In what has become a holiday tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liquid ammonia.

Morbo

There were no survivors.

Linda

[Chuckles] Takes all kinds.

Morbo

Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

Linda

It's a T. It goes "tuh".

Morbo

Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

Morbo

So, Elzar, what will you be cooking for Morbo to devour with his mighty jaws?

Morbo, I'm gonna whip you up a nice, unnameable horror from beyond, with mango chutney.

Morbo

Pathetic humans, prepare to write down the recipe!

Morbo

Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.

Linda

I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Morbo

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

Linda

With Halley's Comet out of ice, Earth is experiencing a sudden case of global warming.

Morbo

Morbo is pleased but sticky.

Linda

In a stunning turnout, voters have approved Proposition Infinity. Robosexual marriage is now legal.

Morbo

What's next? Gay robosexual marriage?!

Linda

Tonight at 11...

Morbo

DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Linda

Hey you! Good evening. Who you calling drunk? You're not drunk, I'm drunk!

Morbo

Tha's right Linda. Water is n... now booze and everyone's... titty much protally fitshaced.

Morbo

Our top story: All alcohol on Earth has mysteriously disappeared. Consequences are minimal, except among the most hardened alcoholics. Linda?

Linda

I can no longer face my children!!!