“Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences” · Season 6
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (4), Bender (2), Lrrr (2), Turanga Leela (1), Ndnd (1)
[in outer space, revealing a pickle in a banana and lion as ringmaster who switched roles] You're taking a vacation from normalcy. The setting, a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery, and there's also some mystery floating in the pool. [cues a vampire ventriloquist, humans disguised as marbles in Newton's cradle] Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock, but it will open The Scary Door.
I demand the ancient ritual of Rrmmr-mr-fr-mrh or consequences!
Rrmmr-mr-fr-mrh or what?!
I don't want my comic picked apart by nerds. I'm taking it to a comic book convention.
So? What do you think of my comic?
Let me put it like this: After I leave here, I'm getting a memory enema.
I'm sure you're all excited to see the pilot for our new show.
It's called Futurella. It takes place in the year 4000.
[Clip begins; suddenly a CANCELLED title card appears]
Boy, Fox has really streamlined the process.
Mr. Groening will now take questions. But, please, about Futurella and not The Simpsons. Yes, the robot standing on the small child?
I have a question! When are you going to make a second Simpson's Movie?
[Matt Groening's nameplate opens and fires a gun at Bender, murdering him.]
I don’t understand. Why are the humans still eating their soft pretzels instead of surrendering?
They’re probably just waiting for Joss Whedon.
Joss Whedon’s here? Wait a minute, you look familiar.
Yeah. You almost ate me once. I was in your mouth for five minutes.
Leela?
[Grrrl unzips herself, revealing herself to be a human woman]
[shocked and confused] You're a human?
Only physically. I'm a cross-species dresser. Wait... You're an actual Omicronian?
[panicking] Oh, god. Oh, god, what have I done?
This is so hot! Conquer me, Lrrr! [She suggestively feels Lrrr's arm, then her thighs] Sharpen your horns on my scaly thorax!
[She looks lustfully at Lrrr, then launches herself at him. The Omicronian ruler screams]
[mimicking monster sounds, threatening Leela] Say goodbye to your forehead because I'm about to shoot you in it!
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