Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor.
I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.
“Less Than Hero” · Season 4
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (5), Turanga Leela (5), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Zoidberg (1), Hermes Conrad (1)
Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
Good news anyone! The Swedish robot from Pi-kea is here with the super collider I ordered.
Bad news, nobody! The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.
I'm getting a one-day pass for my parents from city hall.
While you're there, can you get me a license to kill?
Sure. Fire arms of bare hands?
Which one does piano wire fall under?
When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
To have parents.
Whatever. The correct answer is, to be a superhero!
[Fry and Leela test out their superpowers]
Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?
Hey, Zoidberg! Get in here!
[faintly, from another room] Screw you!
Ain't got that.
Nope.
We have to keep our secret identities secret!
From everybody?
Especially from everybody!
Give several reasons why.
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