Hermes Conrad quotes from Futurama

Hermes

[a letter comes in on the mail tube] Great gorilla of Manilla! A letter from the Central Bureaucracy. "Attention, Hermes Conrad. You are about to receive a letter from the Central Bureaucracy." [Another letter comes in] Oh, my God! It's from the Central Bureaucracy!

Hermes

Sweet something of... someplace.

Hermes

My Manwich!

Hermes

The important thing is that we don't panic! There are rules for situations like this! Now, the first order of business is lunch. I suggest a nice Lobster Zoidberg. I mean, Lobster Newburg. I mean - Doctor Zoidberg.

Hermes

[to Zoidberg] That's coming out of your pay!

Hermes

It's the biggest Jamaican platter I've ever seen! Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork. Is there any meat this man can't jerk?

Hermes

Help! My stapler is collating me alive!

Hermes

Without machines, who will feed us and clothe us and compose our smooth jazz?

Hermes

Don't be a hero, Fry! It's not covered in the health plan!

Hermes

Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!

Hermes

With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Hermes

They have phones in booths now? Finally! I don't have to lug this cell phone around.

Hermes

Sweet orca of Majorca! You make Fat Albert look like Normal Albert!

Hermes

Good news, everyone! That's what the Professor would say if he weren't in jail facing a life sentence.

Hermes

Sweet orgy of Georgia! Have you girls gone wild?