I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
“Leela's Homeworld” · Season 4
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (7), Turanga Leela (5), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Hermes Conrad (2), Bender (1)
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.
Just remember that people care about you.
I know.
[They both look up at the stars.]
Sometimes, when I'm lonely, I look up at the sky and I get this feeling that somewhere, on some unknown planet, circling a distant star, my parents are up there, looking down on me.
[Pan down to a drain under Fry and Leela where from the sewers a pair of Cyclopses look up at Leela.]
It looks like toxic waste. And it smells like toxic waste.
What does it taste like?
Delicious fig pudding. Oh, that's good. But a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste.
I order you to dispose of that toxic waste properly or bribe me. Either way, it'll cost you $500.
500 real dollars? That's an outrage! Professor, I can take care of that waste for only $499 and one hundred cents.
Hmm, I know that's a rip, but I'll pay for the convenience.
Isn't there anything more you can tell me?
WVWarden Vogel
Nothing that wouldn't be a waste of your time.
That is impossible, because my time is worthless.
[Leela emerges from the mutagenic lake with an octopus on her head]
The lake didn't mutate me. What is going on here?
OOctopus
It worked for me. I used to be a little blonde girl named Virginia.
Am I a game to you?! Or some kind of even more boring Truman Show?!
Leela, don't shoot!
But they killed my parents!
Close!
[Fry removes the hoods from the mutants, revealing that they are in fact Cyclopses]
They are my parents!
Isn't that the same machine that makes noses?
It can do other things, why shouldn't it?
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