Philip J. Fry quotes from Futurama

Fry

What goes DOWN, must back UP!

Fry

Never bet against me being stupid!

Fry

Leela, I'm no medical expert, but I think you be showing some serious signs of 'illin.

Fry

Eating a sweet, innocent chick before it's even hatched? Oh, no, you won't! I refuse to eat an unborn animal. I'm going to keep this egg safe and warm and secure until it hatches out into the world... and THEN I'm going to eat it.

Fry

Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones! I raised him on a simple diet of Brussels sprouts and mixed soda.

Fry

You can't sit on something for a week without falling in love with it.

Fry

Mr. Peppy wouldn't hurt your sheep. He's a vegetarian, and he's not even preachy about it.

Fry

Oh, sure. Leela's fine. But my jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene. It's not easy being gangrenous.

Fry

All right, diamond. You won those round, but I have an ace up my hole.

Fry

Zoidberg, a diplomat? The list of things I've heard now contains everything.

Fry

It's Bender's middle finger. I'd recognize this anywhere!

Fry

Uhm, Leela, remember when we were trying to guess what would happen if someone stuck a gun in my face and you said I'd probably crap my pants? Well...

Fry

The last thing I did was blow my noisemaker sarcastically to underscore my deep disappointment with life.

Fry

You know, 'round these parts, folks don't think things, they reckon them. And, instead of an idiot, I'll be known as a galoot.

Leela

Fry, we have a crate to deliver.

Fry

Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Bender

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.