Amy Wong quotes from Futurama

Amy

Hey, let's go car shopping! My parents promised if I got all B's they'd buy me a bar, and I got all C's!

Amy

Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966.

Amy

Oh no, I'm having a Serengeti Flashback! Die you stinkin' giraffe!

Amy

You've gone from crazy like a fox to crazy like Fox News.

Amy

Jinkies! He Scooby-Dooed us!

Amy

Watch it, you stumble bums! You're boopin' my Betty!

Amy

I'm sorry, kids. I never wanted you to know Santa was real.

Amy

Leela's gonna kill me.

Bender

No, she'll probably make me do it.

Fry

Okay, my friends, get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted.

Amy

I don't know, I've had cow.

Fry

OK, Leela, you'll be starring as Jenny--

Leela

Uh-uh, forget it. A, I'm camera shy; and B, I get tongue tied in front of an audience armed with death rays.

Amy

Plus, you don't really have the thighs for a miniskirt.

Leela

Gimme the script.

Amy

There. How do I look?

Farnsworth

Like a cheap French harlot.

Amy

French?!

Bender

They must just wanna see that episode. Let's find a tape and give it to 'em.

Amy

There aren't any copies left.

Farnsworth

No, there wouldn't be. Most videotapes from that era were damaged in 2443 during the Second Coming of Jesus.

Amy Wong

You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc.

Bender

I'm 40% zinc!

Amy Wong

Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.

Professor Farnsworth

Or a big fat placebo. It's all the same crap!

Amy

Bender, how could you flush Nibbler down the toilet?

Bender

Well, step one: I had to lift the seat. That was the first little annoyance. Am I right, men?

Prof. Farnsworth

[spoken] Now let's all of us shut up and sing!

Amy

[singing] He knows when you are sleeping,

Prof. Farnsworth

[singing] He knows when you're on the can,

Leela

[singing] He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.

Dr. Zoidberg

[singing] Oh,

Hermes

[singing] You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move,

Bender

[singing] You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.

Fry

[singing] Santa Claus is gunning you down!

Prof. Farnsworth

Merry Xmas, everyone!