Zapp Brannigan quotes from Futurama

Zapp Brannigan

In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

Zapp Brannigan

We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [Short pause] Kif, I'm asking you a question.

Zapp Brannigan

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

Zapp Brannigan

But as a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be on Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.

Zapp Brannigan

The alien mother-ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Zapp Brannigan

Stop exploding, you cowards!

Zapp Brannigan

When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.

Zapp Brannigan

It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors ... but paper covers rock ... and scissors cut paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper, and bring me a rock.

Zapp Brannigan

Dammit, Kif! Where's the little umbrella? That's what makes it as scotch on the rocks.

Zapp Brannigan

That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

Zapp Brannigan

She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro.

Zapp Brannigan

You win again, gravity!

Zapp Brannigan

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Zapp Brannigan

[introducing himself] I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service.

Zapp Brannigan

Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!