Turanga Leela quotes from Futurama

Leela

[after Fry saw Blender flushed himself down the toilet in pursuit of Nibbler] Now he's flushed himself down the toilet? Who's he going to flush next?

Leela

After all this time, somebody else with one eye... who ISN'T a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun.

Leela

Well, good night. I'm gonna make all my meals for the next month and freeze them.

Leela

Am I going crazy? Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?

Leela

It's some kind of hollow tube, devoid of human life. [gasps] The Los-Angeles Subway.

Leela

We're all trying to help you. We've petitioned the governor, but he doesn't want to appear soft on people who've been falsely imprisoned.

Leela

If you were my kids, you'd get quite a talking to ... from your father ... when he got home from the Senate.

Leela

Fry, please try to understand: you're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different.

Leela

Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?

Leela

[noticing she mistook Bender for an actual torpedo] That's not Torpedo #3! That's not Torpedo #3 at all!

Leela

Well, you obviously won't listen to reason... So I guess I'll listen to idioticness and come with you.

Leela

Oh my god! I'm a millionare! Suddenly I have an opinion on the capital gains tax!

Leela

Am I a game to you?! Or some kind of even more boring Truman Show?!

Leela

Burn on that old crew! The only things they did better than us were suck and die.

Leela

I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!