Stands back. I’m gonna puts my moves on her. [He hoots at Leela by saying "Wooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaahs" and twisting/moving his hips to the left and right.]
That jerk. No one hoots at my captain unless they’re prepared to take it to the next level.
Fry, please. That’s sweet, but I'd rather not even dignify them with an ass-whupping.
Yo, sexy mama! Let’s get busy and freaky, in that order.
Hey, jumbo! How would you like it if Leela said you were sexy and she wanted to make love with you?
Eh, I’ve gots five minutes. She looks pretty good for a truck-stop chick.
You take that back! She does not look good for a truck-stop chick.
[The truck stop men laugh, Leela starts getting angry.]
Yeah, you’re right. She don’t gots enough meat for a guy like me.
She does too! She’s loaded with meat! She’s got more meat than a cow!
[The truck stop men laugh even harder.]
Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!
[whispers] Be very quiet. We're in the ear.
[whispers] Okay, professor.
[to Leela] What about "what"?
Uh...What about we go for a walk because it's a lovely day, perhaps?
If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm colony!
But what about the worms in the other part of his body?
Listen, this is gonna be one Hell of a bowel movement. Afterward, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.
Leela, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time but every time I try I get nervous and my mouth feels like it's stuffed with peanut butter, even when it's not.
What is it? Is it about Bender?
No, it's about you and me.
Bender's not involved. Leela ... I love you.
Yes. But it's only recently that I've been able to articulate my thoughts. I love you, Leela, and I always have.
Fry, that's the sweetest, most wonderful-- Wait, "recently?" Like since you ate that toilet sandwich?
Yeah! I don't know why but my life really turned around that day.
Leela, you're just in time to help. If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep into the bowel that not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them.
I call it "Caribbean Drain-o".
Apartment 1I. The old me would have made a joke about that!
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