Lrrr quotes from Futurama

Lrrr

We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, FOR FIVE DAYS, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow - 8 Central!

Lrrr

You are defeated. Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be.

Lrrr

One of these days, Ndnd - bang, zoom, straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei 8!

Lrrr

If I poach this beast's lower horn, am I any better than that ranger with his demented foot lust? Yes. But not by enough.

Lrrr

Jrrr! How do I watch a funny on the YouTube?

Lrrr

Surely you know McNeal! She is an unmarried human female struggling to succeed in a human male's world!

Zapp Brannigan

Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent.

Lrrr

SILENCE!

Lrrr

Attention, McNeil. We are reasonably satisfied with the events we have seen. Overall I would rate it a C+. Okay, not great. As a result, we will not destroy your planet. But neither will we provide you with our recipe for immortality!

Fry

Way to overact, Zoidberg!

Ndnd

What is this emotion you humans call "wuv?"

Lrrr

Surely it says "love."

Ndnd

No, "wuv," with an earth w. Behold!

Lrrr

This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us!

Lrrr

This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Ndnd

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.

Ndnd

For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your first wife was the one who liked lilacs.

Lrrr

She also liked to shut up.

Lrrr

Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.

Bender

[from offscreen] It's used to it! WOOOOO!

Lrrr

So let me get this straight... if I buy eight Caramello bars, you all get to go to some camp.

Bender

Yep. That's exactly the lie we used to get past your guards.

Fry

[steps forward] Oh great space king, I humbly beg you to return my human horn.

Lrrr

Uh, human horn? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like Lrrr need human horn? I don't even know what it's for. What is it, something you put in salad dressing?

Ndnd

Like you've ever seen a salad.

Lrrr

My weight is APPROPRIATE and ATTRACTIVE!

Lrrr

You're going to kill this innocent giganto?!

Of course not! I'm just gonna tranquilize him so I can chop off his feet as proof he exists, then dump him back in the wild. He'll do fine!

Lrrr

This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures, a living thing, and all living things, large and small--

Bender

[from offscreen] In this case, small! WOOOOO!

Lrrr

Uh, you'll wanna retreat to a safe 500-metre radius!

Leela

[as they flee] Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold onto your lower horn.

Bender

As usual! WOOOOO! RUN AWAAAAY!