Philip J. Fry quotes from Futurama

Fry

[banging the wall on two robots playing cards] Hey, give it a rest; you two!

Fry

[to Bender, in his green overstuffed sweater] Hey, Bender; sounds like you could use a little of that oil.

Fry

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Fry

That was the saltiest thing I ever tasted! And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!

Fry

All this prolonged exposure to radiation is making me thirsty.

Fry

That emotional display is making me nauseous. [turns the flashlight around] Or, maybe it's whatever that is.

Fry

Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.

Fry

I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig while all along Leela is as lonely as a frog.

Fry

Although, I could get 500 lizards for the same price. Girls like swarms of lizards, right?

Fry

My fellow fish monsters, far be it for me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs, but is squeezing each other's brains out with a giant nutcracker really going to solve anything? Dr. Zoidberg is my friend, and though a woman has come between us, I say we'll always remain friends. You know why? For one reason...

Fry

YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU BASTARD!

Fry

Hermes has all the fun. Wait a second. He's got a brain slug on his head!

Fry

Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro-wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

Fry

What's so far-fetched about mermaids? There's all kinds of weird sea creatures here in the future, like Dr. Zoidberg!

Fry

They're like sex, except I'm having it!

Fry

[To Bender] Wait, If you say the A-word, this planet will blow straight up to the H-word.