Let me guess. He thinks he's Abraham Lincoln.
U2Unit 2013
Well, he's supposed to, but he has multiple personalities. All of them Lincoln.
ALAbraham Lincoln Robot
I was born in 200 log cabins.
“Insane in the Mainframe” · Season 3
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (5), Turanga Leela (3), Hermes Conrad (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Zoidberg (1)
OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
You're going to do his laundry?
[Amy smacks him upside the head]
Fry, stay back, he's too powerful!
Negative, bossy meat creature.
Don't be a hero, Fry! It's not covered in the health plan!
RRoberto
Back off! I've got hostages!
Hooray! I'm helping!
SSmitty
Do you have any better hostages?
Fear not. I shall assist ye.
Robots don't say "ye"!
Relax, mammal. My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs. What is the meaning of this symbol?
That's a plus sign, ya pointy-haired loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!
I'll show ye...
I'm not a robot like you, I don't like having discs crammed into me... unless they're Oreos... and then only in the mouth.
RRoberto
Hey, Red. You're just in time for the hostage situation. Which side do you want to be on?
The side that kicks your twisted, metal ass.
JWJudge Whitey
Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
HCHyper-Chicken
For starters, they done hired me to represent them.
JWJudge Whitey
Insanity plea is accepted!
U2Unit 2013
This is Frankie. He thinks he's a lunch room attendant, so we put him to work in the lunch room. [Loudly] How are things in the lunch room, Frankie?
FFrankie
S'alright.
U2Unit 2013
Poor Frankie...
We're all trying to help you. We've petitioned the governor, but he doesn't want to appear soft on people who've been falsely imprisoned.
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