I don't know, Brian. Raising a child is a very rewarding experience.
You know what else is rewarding, Lois? Shutting your vag.
What?
What?
S6The Former Life of Brian
S6Long John Peter
[Peter comes into the bar with the parrot on his shoulder]
Hey, guys, what's going on?
No way!
Cool!
That thing don't bite, do it?
Guys, say hello to Adrian Beakey.
PParrot
Pick a lane, bitch!
Hey, isn't that funny? He heard me say that on the way over in the car.
PParrot
I gotta pee! Where's that Snapple bottle?
[Peter laughs]
PParrot
I had a gay experience at camp!
[uncomfortable] Uh, yeah, I had the radio on in the car and they were talking about some crazy stuff... So what are you-what are you guys drinkin'?
[Chris is depressed because Anna left him]
Chris, honey, what's wrong?
Anna took a dump on me.
What?!
Yeah, she broke up with me.
Oh-ho, she dumped you. That's what you meant to say.
What's the difference?
Well, when two people love each other very much, sometimes they show it by- y- never mind.
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