Max quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Cody

Hey, Max!

Max

Hey, Cody! Where's Zack?

Cody

I'm Zack. Hey there, sweet thang!

Max

He hurt himself, didn't he?

Cody

Yep.

Max

Will you guys stop fighting?

Cody

We are not fighting, we are having a creative discussion.

Zack

We are too fighting.

Cody

Creative discussion!

Zack

Fight!

Cody

Discussion!

Max

I can't believe you guys are having a fight about if you're having a fight!

Max

Everyone knows nothing rhymes with orange.

Tapeworm

Oh yeah? What about "snorange"?

Max

Thank you, Dr. Seuss.

Cody

I can't understand the words. What I wrote is, "I missed the bus as it came around."

Zack

Who cares? It's just a silly song.

Cody

Silly song? John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is a silly song! "School's Out" is an expose of the trials and tribulations andemoned to the public school experience!

Zack

[Turns to Max] Do you know what he just said?

Max

Yeah, he never gets girls.

Tapeworm

What do we do? We're next, and Zack and Cody still aren't here.

Max

We'll do what all great rock stars do.

Tapeworm

Trash a hotel room?

Zack

I'm not hungry.

Max

Me neither

Carey

What's going on?

Arwin

Isn't it obvious? [whispers] They're not hungry!

Arwin

I for one am voting for Cody.

Max

You don't go to school here.

Arwin

Oh. Well if I went to school here, I'd vote for Cody.