Muriel quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Zack

Man, I never thought I'd miss Moseby.

Muriel

(about Ilsa) Yeah, she's a real witch. I'd love to vacuum off that mole!

Maddie

Now Muriel, are you sure you have a valid license?

Muriel

Oh, loosen up sweetcheeks you're bumming us out!

Zack

London, can't you drive any faster than 20 miles per hour?!

London

Why?

Maddie

Because we're on an interstate and people are passing us on bicycles.

London

I just want to get there and back in one piece!

Zack

I just wanna get there and back before I'm 30!

Muriel

[when the police pulls them over] Uh-oh! It's the fuzz! Everyone act natural.

Maddie

How does someone who was forced in the middle of the night to drive down a busy interstate at 10 miles an hour act natural?!

Muriel

You can start by shutting your yap!

Excuse me, miss?

London

Officer, what's the matter? It's not like I was speeding.

I'll say! Usually when I pull over sports cars it's cause they're going too fast. But to catch you I had to down-shift into first.

Muriel

She's still learning how to drive so give her a break flat foot!

Tell you what, since you're a beginner I'll let you off with a warning. But driving slow can be dangerous too so in the future, go faster.

Muriel

Don't worry, I'm teaching her. Floor it baby!!

Muriel

Oh, I love the rush of the road, the wind in my hair.

Maddie

How about the bugs in your teeth?!

Muriel

Well, if you'd keep your yap shut like I told you to, you wouldn't have that problem!

Muriel

My doctor says I should stay away from chocolates... and younger men.

London

Aren't you supposed to be working?

Muriel

What's your point?

Move back! I don't like to be crowded.

Muriel

I'm not cleaning that up!

Muriel, you're fired.