Ilsa quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Zack

So, is the evil hotel inspector gone yet?

Ilsa

No, she's right here.

Zack

Whoa! What's that on your face? [Carey covers Zack's mouth.]

It's a beauty mark!

Cody

But it has a hair on it! [Carey covers Cody's mouth.]

Carey

It's a good thing I don't have triplets! I've run out of hands.

Cody

Thanks for the Red Sox tickets, Mr. Moesby!

Zack

Yeah, we know they're usually reserved for guests, so-

Ilsa

Oh! Ignores guest needs for friends?

They're not my friends.

Ilsa

Ignores guest needs for strangers?

Zack

I just wanted to say that the rat thing was not Mr. Moseby's fault. It was my fault.

Ilsa

Well, that changes things.

Zack

Really?

Ilsa

No!

Ilsa

Get this mutt off of me!

London

(monotone) Stop. Bad dog. No.