Mr. Moseby quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

(to Cody) You may be the first motivational speaker ever to have his allowance taken away.

NO YELLING IN THE LOBBY!!!!!

What's with all the candy? Looks like a pinata threw up.

For my first wish...

People, people. Please, please. We are here to treat each other with respect and dignity. SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

Cody

Is there a hall of fame for this kind of stuff?

Yes, it's called prison.

Esteban, I need you.

Esteban

When I am good and ready!

WHAT did you say?

Esteban

Now I am good and ready!

Your father has to stay incognito.

London

Where is Cognito?

In hiding.

London

Where is Hiding?

London

Just because I have no money, the bank stops being nice to me?

Shocking, isn't it?

Cody

I wanna ask Jolie out. Can you translate for me?

I'd rather lick the inside of a city bus.

Cody

(after lamp hits wall) Oh no!

Zack

Wonder what Mr. Moseby will say?

(appearing in doorway) I don't know. Let's ask him.

London

What are you doing?

Maddie

Homework.

London

There was school today!? But I thought it was a long weekend.

Maddie

...It's Wednesday.

London

Oh so it's almost the weekend again! Well, no point in going now!

London, I have a message from your father. He is outraged by your poor attendance record at school.

London

How'd he find out?

He went to your school open house and they've never heard of you.

London

[gasps] Daddy went to open house? He does care!

He cares so much he's having you transferred to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

Maddie

That's funny. My school has the same name! What are the odds!? [laughs]

[to London] How was your stay at the Tokyo Tipton?

London

Fantastic!

Not as fantastic as the Boston Tipton, right?

London

Actually, Daddy says the Tokyo Tipton is the best Tipton ever.

Oh, yeah? What's so great about it?

London

The lobby there was decorated according to the Asian principles of Feng Shui. I mean, you can really feel the difference in the energy flow. It went right through you.

Maddie

Are you sure you didn't just eat some bad sushi? (laughs)

London

See, this is a Ba Gua.

Esteban

(carrying several luggage bags on his back) It is also the only thing she carried.

London

It's a chart that shows how to rearrange your space to enhance different areas of your life, like good health, good fortune. Uh-oh!

Uh-oh what?

London

Uh-oh, your lobby is way out of alignment!

Esteban

(still carrying all the bags) So is my spine!

London

Don't you love what I've done to the place?

(behind a wall) Don't you think people are gonna have trouble finding the check-in desk?

(wearing a large robe) I have issues with this outfit. Well, there is no place to put my wallet and I'm feeling an uncomfortable breeze!

Maddie

London, I have a little situation at the candy counter.

London

What's the situation?

Maddie

It's outside and I'm freezing to death!

London

Well, that's because you've got your summer kimono on, silly.

Maddie

Why can't I wear my old uniform?

London

Because it's in disharmony with the lobby.

Maddie

I'm not even in the lobby!