Lance quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Lance

[sees the pool inside London's suite] Wow, rich people have big bath-tubs.

Esteban

Okay, everyone. Let's go over what dance each couple will be doing. London, Lance, what do you feel comfortable doing?

London

Shopping.

Lance

Swimming.

Esteban

I meant what dance.

Lance

The swim.

London

The shop.

Esteban

The Samba it is.

Maddie

Esteban, thanks again for being my camera man.

Esteban

I prefer cinema photographer. Ok, how do you work this thing?

Maddie

You push the little red button.

Esteban

Oh. Start, aaah, stop, start, stop, start...

Maddie

Stop!

Esteban

Ok.

Maddie

Not until I say "action". Ok, London, your character is selling her wares.

London

What wares?

Maddie

Those wares.

London

Where?

Maddie

There! Your wares are there!

London

The pears? The pears are my wares?

Maddie

Ok, Lance, remember, you're rich.

Lance

Rich who?

Maddie

No, I mean you have money.

Lance

So I'm rich and my name is Rich? Cool.

Maddie

No, no. your name isn't Rich.

Lance

What's my name then?

Maddie

It doesn't matter.

Lance

Then why can't it be Rich?

Maddie

Ok, it's Rich! Look, I am trying to win a film festival here, people! Ok, Lance, you're about to enter the hotel when you see this poor girl in tattered clothing.

London

Oh, thanks for lending me your clothes, Maddie.

Maddie

Right...

Lance

London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?

London

Shh! Lower your voice.

Lance

[deepens voice] London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?

Chelsea

So,what does your mystery man Lance do?

London

He uh, saves lives.

Tiffany

Oh, he's studying to be a doctor.

Chelsea

[gasps] A plastic surgeon?

Lance

[walks in]" Hi, sweetie!"

London

Honey, I told you to wear a suit.

Lance

I am wearing a suit.

London

Not bathing suit, a dress suit, with pockets and other nice stuff.

Lance

Well, it's got a little pocket, on the inside the for my key, and it's waterproof.