Chelsea quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Tiffany

Who cares? That would be like my brother dating Chelsea.

Chelsea

Oh, just because my family's yacht is smaller than yours, you think you're better than me?

Tiffany

Well... yeah!

Chelsea

And, by the way, I did date your brother. He's an idiot.

Maddie

Yikes.

London

Girls, girls, please. It's okay for rich people to hang out with other people who have less money than they do. I mean, I hang out with you guys.

Maddie

Double yikes!

Tiffany

(to London) Well, at least my daddy's not an inn keeper!

London

(gasps) How dare you! (spills her drink on Tiffany's dress) Oops.

Tiffany

Did you just purposely throw tea on my new dress?!

London

Honey, what does it matter? It's probably a knockoff anyway.

Maddie

Uh, ladies, shouldn't we get back to the book?

Tiffany

Oops.

London

I'll have you know, I'm too much of a lady to engage in your low-class behavior. Oh, who am I kidding? (hits Tiffany in the back of the head with another pie)

Chelsea

Girls, girls. It doesn't matter what you have in the bank. All that matters is what you have on your face. (hits Tiffany in the face with a pie)

Tiffany

That better be low-fat!

Chelsea

Well, let's ask London. (hits London in the face with a pie)

Oops.

Maddie

All right, I'll just be going, then!

[to Maddie] Thought your shift was over, Madeline?

Maddie

It is. But I thought I'd stay and, uh, do a little inventory.

Couldn't resist listening in on London's book club, could you?

Maddie

I can't help it! It's just too bizarre!

Chelsea

(to the other girls in the book club) Okay, everyone, let's get the discussion started.

London

It's about time. (opens up the book) Can we talk about Paris? (closes the book) Did you guys see that hideous pink dress she wore to the Gala last night? It looked like she threw up a flamingo!

Maddie

(to Mr. Moseby) They're not even discussing the book!

And you're surprised because?

London

Girls, let's turn to real issues...what do you think of my hair?

Maddie

I'm horrified!

I think her hair looks nice. It's shiny.

Maddie

Did any of you even read the book?

Tiffany

Well, my butler was reading it to me, but my cell phone rang. It was Bradley Wiggins!

Chelsea

Oooh, he's cute!

Tiffany

I know! And he said he's thinking of dumping Allison... for me!

Chelsea

So,what does your mystery man Lance do?

London

He uh, saves lives.

Tiffany

Oh, he's studying to be a doctor.

Chelsea

[gasps] A plastic surgeon?

Lance

[walks in]" Hi, sweetie!"

London

Honey, I told you to wear a suit.

Lance

I am wearing a suit.

London

Not bathing suit, a dress suit, with pockets and other nice stuff.

Lance

Well, it's got a little pocket, on the inside the for my key, and it's waterproof.