Trevor quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Trevor

[talking about a painting] This is either a work of staggering genius or it was painted by a cat.

London

How does he hold the brush?

London

Nope. Except what I said about the banana nut muffins. I really do love them. They're soft from the banana yet crunchy from the nuts.

Trevor

(turns to Maddie)

Maddie

It doesn't get any deeper than that. Good news is, nut girl would probably vote for you unlike me.

Trevor

Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree hugger.

Maddie

If you have it your way there won't be any trees left to hug.

Trevor

Next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.

Maddie

Yes, because they're to blame!

Trevor

Oh, cry me a river!

Maddie

If I did you'd pollute it!

Trevor

You bleeding heart liberal!

Maddie

Establishment puppet!

Trevor

Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?

Maddie

I'm surprised that someone as smart as you would have to ask! (kisses Trevor)

London

(turns to a guy) Wow, didn't see that coming.

Maddie

(lets go) I hate you!

Trevor

I hate you more! (kisses Maddie again)

London

I wonder what'd they do if they liked each other.

London

[looking at Trevor] Oooh, that nerd's cute.

Maddie

Yeah, he is!

London

Called him!

Maddie

Oh, please. Like that guy would give you the time of day.

London

Why would I ask him what time it is?

Maddie

You got me!

London

[approaches Trevor] Hi!

Trevor

Hi.

London

Are you here for the merit scholar thing?

Trevor

Yeah, yeah, I'm Trevor, Phi Beta Kappa.

London

I'm London. Buy Lots'o'Stuff'a.

Trevor

And then she said "who" instead of "whom". I'm not a grammar snob, but it's just egregious when somebody uses the subjective case instead of the accusative case, hahaha!

London

[understanding nothing] Hahahaha! Will you accuse me for one moment? [approaches Maddie] Maddie, help me! I can't get through this lunch.

Maddie

Uh! ok. The fork is the one with the pointy end.

London

No, look I mean I can't understand a single thing he says. Give me my opinion on something.

Maddie

Oh. Just tell him your favorite composer is Bach.

London

Where's he been?

Maddie

He's dead.

London

So he came Bach from the dead?