Patrick quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Patrick

Here are your menus. Would you like some crayons?

Patrick

OK. I'll call my kabob guy Bob, my pita guy Peter, and my couscous guy Steve.

Carey

[singing] I recommend the Crême Brulée!

Patrick

[singing] I recommend you go away!

Patrick

Garry and Richard are the only waiters who can do table-side service.

Cody

London! Get Garry and get Rich.

London

I'm already rich.

I talked to the zoo, and they're willing to take the baby hawk as an honored guest.

Patrick

Oh, brilliant solution. Everyone's happy.

Maddie

I know Cody, and he'll never put his baby in a cage.

Oh, well, maybe the zoo will also take the twins. Oh, happy day!

Patrick

Mr. Moseby, my podium is falling apart and I want a new one. I picked out a lovely one from Podium Emporium. It's mahogany, with a little holder for my spectacles!

Oh, it is beautiful! However, we can't afford it!

Patrick

I'm prepared to quit!

I'm prepared to replace you!

Patrick

I hate when you do that!

Patrick! The Morrocan theme is over, why are you still wearing this?

Patrick

I find these puffy pants to be delightfully roomy! I think I'm gonna wear it to work everyday, hmm, stand in the middle of the restaurant where everyone could see them are blowing in the breeze! (Grabs the side of his pants and imitates it being blowing in the wind).

(embarrased) Stop it *embarrased chuckle* Patrick, Right! What if I get you a new podium?

Patrick

And a raise.

Not gonna happen.

Patrick

I'm prepared to quit.

I'm prepared to replace you.

Patrick

Podium, it is. (They shake hands and go their separate ways.')