Cody quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Cody

I know what you're up to! Don't think for one second I don't know what you're up to! I know exactly what you're up to! What are you up to??

Cody

How do you know Darlene is talking about you? Oh, yeah, she said "obnoxious."

Cody

Our fridge is the size of R2D2!

Cody

My egg. I think it's- It's opening. My water broke. Oh my gosh! I'm giving birth!

Cody

[talking like Elvis] Don't cry, little lady. You're getting tears on my blue suede shoes.

Zack

I mean, this is probably the most boring hotel, in the history of boring hotels!

Cody

Oh Zack [Points to girls]

Zack

I love this hotel!

Cody

None of them have even noticed me.

Hi my name is Rebecca.

Cody

Stammers

I'm sorry, I don't speak Vietnamese.

Cody

I meant, do you need some help with your bags?

That's very nice of you but I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

Cody

Oh it's ok, I'm not that strange except when I get really nervous I can't stop talking which is odd because I'm aware of it and you'd think I'd know better but for some strange reason...

Alrighty then!

Zack

First, we get you an imperial suite.

Maddie

Do you know how much they cost?

Cody

Aww, she thought we're gonna pay.

Zack

Aww, that's sweet. No, we don't pay here, baby.

Zack

Boy, if I were 5 years older, 2 feet taller.

Cody

I'd be squashed!

Cody

Is there a hall of fame for this kind of stuff?

Yes, it's called prison.

London

Gloss me.

Zack

Sorry, we're watching the counter for Maddie. We're not allowed to accept money, make change or touch any of the merchandise.

London

Is there anything you can do?

Cody

I can shove 12 gummy worms up my nose. You wanna see?

Zack

So, is the evil hotel inspector gone yet?

Ilsa

No, she's right here.

Zack

Whoa! What's that on your face? [Carey covers Zack's mouth.]

It's a beauty mark!

Cody

But it has a hair on it! [Carey covers Cody's mouth.]

Carey

It's a good thing I don't have triplets! I've run out of hands.

Cody

Thanks for the Red Sox tickets, Mr. Moesby!

Zack

Yeah, we know they're usually reserved for guests, so-

Ilsa

Oh! Ignores guest needs for friends?

They're not my friends.

Ilsa

Ignores guest needs for strangers?

Carey

Mr. Moseby's just doing his job. He needs to keep this hotel running smooth and you tend to be un-smooth.

Cody

Yeah, un-smooth like when Mom doesn't shave her legs for 2 weeks.

Room service! Somebody ordered the "I'm sorry for what we did last night" buffet.

Carey

Eggs benedict with caviar?!

Cody

Must be a mistake.

Zack

We ordered toast and a raisin.

Carey

You guys are bleeding me dry here!

Oh! [chuckles] My mistake. This is meant for the other mommy with twins on the 23rd floor. [He leaves]

Carey

I-I'm sorry, I didn't, I mean, they...

D'I- I understand. Children sometimes can be a burden.

Carey

You have kids?

No, and after seeing yours, not gonna happen!