Nia quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Nia

You must be Maddie. London's told me a lot about you. (shakes Maddie's hand) Your hair isn't that hideous!

London

Not so fast Lea.

Nia

It's Nia.

London

Whatever. Nia. Tia. Leah. Gia. Mia. Sia.

Nia

You know, London, I've been dumped before-

London

Oh, there's a shock. But I'm not like you. I've never been the dumpee. I've always been the dumper.

Nia

One more crack and you're gonna be in the dumpster.

London

Fill this with candy! Maddie asked me to send it to her. She's spending a semester with her Aunt Arctica.

Nia

Antarctica is not a person. It's a continent.

London

You mean, like ketchup and mustard?

Like who?

Nia

Like me! (kicks his leg) See, now we're the same height.

Nia

This is terrible. Uncle Marion's gonna send me back to live with my mom.

Zack

Can I come with you? Because after this, I won't be able to live with mine.

London, let me go to your science class for you?

London

Thanks, but you don't look like me. Lenny Woo is going

But he's a guy.

London

I paid him extra to wear a dress. (Lenny stumbles around wearing a girl's outfit with high heels)

Nia

I can't believe the princess is having a perfect first day. This stinks!

Zack

That could be the garbage in my underpants.

London

The only bright side of my day is that Nia's miserable, too.

We just think you're great, Nia. It's about time someone stood up to Vance. And I just know we're gonna be the best of friends.

Nia

Aw, thanks, Ellen! (she gives London a look, as if to say "Mm-hmm")

London

(gasps) I just realized if you buy your friends, they're not going to really like you for who you are.

Cody

(mocking fascination) REALLY?!? Congratulations, London. You learned something on your first day of school.

London

Yay, smart me! (claps her hands)

Hey, Nia.

Nia

Don't make me paint you again!

Look, I don't wanna be a jerk anymore.

Nia

(indifferently) What do you want to be?

Your boyfriend. (looks shocked at what he said; Nia looks up) The way you stood up to me was awesome. And I think you're really cute.

Nia

[to Cody] You like listening to all that classical junk, right?

Cody

If by "junk" you mean the music of Beethoven, Mozart and Bach, then yes.

Nia

Look, if you help me, I can get my hands on Uncle Marion's symphony tickets to hear Yo-Yo Mama.

Cody

You mean, Yo-Yo Ma?!

Nia

Whatever.

Cody

I'm your nerd!

London

(like an advertiser) Everyone loves homemade French fries, but who has the time?

Nia

(same tone of voice) I don't. I usually have to pay those crazy drive-thru prices!

London

Well, not anymore!

London

With the Lightning Fry Maker, you can have delicious fries in seconds!

Nia

Mmm! Now that's a good fry!

London

If you call right now, we'll include a 50-pound bag of potatoes absolutely free!

Nia

(quietly and quickly) $40 shipping and handling not included.

London

Hurry! They're selling like hot cakes!

Nia

Don't you mean hot potatoes?

London

Seriously, call. You won't regret it!

Nia

(quietly and quickly) Lightning Fry is not responsible for any injuries, accidents, or mutations that may occur while using this product.

Arwin

Come on, Millicent, there's no "I" in team.

Millicent

There is in "injury."

Nia

Look either we can lift you up with two fingers [makes a fist] or I can knock you down with five. [sweetly] Your choice

Millicent

Lift away!

You see what can you acheive when you all work together.

Millicent

This is'nt so bad. It's actually fun.... Wee.

Okay, people. The best way to understand a co-worker is by stepping into their shoes.

London

But, I'm a dainty size 3, Maddie has the feet of Sasquatch!

Maddie

He means we act like someone else to see their point of view. For example, I'll be you! (imitating London) Mint me, Candy Girl! Even though you're busy, forget the other customers because I'm more important! Yay me! (claps hands)

London

(imitating Maddie) Sorry, London. I can't right now, because I have to tell you a boring story about one of my weird relatives. Do me a favor and pretend to listen, would you? While I go on, and on, and on wearing my really ugly clothes!

Nia

(imitating Maddie) Oh, and let's not forget, since I'm back from saving the penguins, I want everyone to drop what they're doing and do it the way I want it!

Millicent

(imitating Nia) And, I'm Nia. I can make you do anything I say because I'm tough and can crush you like a grape! (Nia gets mad at Millicent) I was talking about another Nia.

Nia

Uh-huh.

Carey

Ooh! I'll do Patrick! (imitating Patrick) Well, (fixes her hair) I suppose I could get you to finish dinner in time to see Carey Martin's show, but that would mean working hard. (everyone else gasps)

Arwin

(thinking he is imitating Estaban) Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! Can I take something that's working perfectly well and do some conveluded thing to it until it breaks? (laughs)

Carey

Arwin, I don't think you're supposed to imitate yourself.

Arwin

Oh, I thought I was doing Esteban.

No, no, no. Esteban is more like this. (imitating Esteban) Oh, Mr. Moseby! Oh, can I have a day-off? Because, my chicken has chicken pox, and I can't feed him chicken soup, 'cause he's a chicken! Did I mention the fact that I have a chicken?

Esteban

(imitating Mr. Moseby) Oh, very well! Good luck with that! Oh, keep carrying those bags, Esteban, like a pack mule! While I sit in my office talking to my mommy!