Mrs. Bird quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Mrs. Bird

Since this is summer school, I thought we would start with some thematic poetry about summer. (the class looks around, confused) Oops, sorry. I mean, some rhymy words about the hot time.

Mrs. Bird

Mark, you circled A, B, C and D for every question.

Mark

It's hard to pick just one letter.

Mrs. Bird

Not for me: F!

Zack

Word, Bird. Hey, I'm a poet and I didn't know it. I can make a rhyme anytime.

Mrs. Bird

Me, too. Did I mention you have detention.

Mrs. Bird

Zack, I don't understand. You were doing so well. What got into you?

Zack

My underwear! And I didn't want it to happen again.

Carey

(enters the classroom) Hey, Zack, let's go!

Mrs. Bird

He's not going anywhere. Zachary has detention.

Carey

Detention?!? Great, now I'm stuck here, too! (sits at a desk) Listen, young man, you had better not fail out of summer school. You're runnin' out of seasons. If you think that I am going...

Mrs. Bird

SHHH!!! No talking!

Mrs. Bird

I must admit, I am impressed by your test scores.

Brick

Thanks, Zack.

Mark

You're the best!

[to Zack] I love you.

Mrs. Bird

Starting today I'll be making this a class a lot harder.

Brick

I hate you, Zack.

Mark

Yeah! You're the worst!

I love you. [group stare] The heart wants what the heart wants.

Mrs. Bird

(reading a poem) "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood." Now, from the first line, can anyone tell me what season it is?

Brick

Paprika?