Mr. Forgess quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Zack

So dyslexic, I am?

Mr. Forgess

Well, it like looks it--I mean, it looks like it.

Bob

Am I too late to audition? I hope...

Mr. Forgess

Hey, Bob, I'm happy to see you here. I didn't know you had an interest in Shakespeare.

Bob

I don't. My mom said it was this or oboe lessons.

Mr. Forgess

Huh, love the enthusiasm!

Mr. Forgess

(clapping to Zack) Oh, wow! Great audition! Isn't that a beautiful speech? "Behold." No one says that anymore. Why not? It's a perfectly good word. Behold, my tie is blue! Behold, I got it on sale!

Cody

Behold, Mr. Forgess has toilet paper stuck to his shoe!

Mr. Forgess

Oh, hey, that's very good. (looks at his shoe) Oh! Uh, I'll be right back.

Mr. Forgess

Well, I think you guys really got to understand the theme of the play.

Zack

Girls stink.

Cody

Never work with your brother.

Bob

I should've gone with the oboe.

Mr. Forgess

Close enough.

Mr. Forgess

[to Zack] We have a little problem. You seem to have failed English.

Zack

Wait, what?

Mr. Forgess

You won't be graduating with your class.

Zack

No, no, no, no, no! I need to graduate with my class! If I don't graduate, I'll have to go to su... su... su...

Mr. Forgess

...mmer school.

Zack

Yeah, that's it.