Good news!
Me too!
Me first: I got a D+ in math!
[excited] That's good news!!!!! I am very proud of you
Yeah! Thanks to you, I passed. My daddy got me a plasma screen TV!
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Wow, all I get when I get an A+ is an extra slice of pie.
Is that your good news?
No, I took your advice and broke up with Lance. I was blunt... I was direct... and if I do say so myself I was pretty darn mean!
So I learned something from you and you learned something from me!
Yeah! And now you have a plasma TV and... I don't have a boyfriend.
So everybody's happy!
I can't believe I'm going out with him again!
I can't believe I might have to wear plaid!
Teach me to be mean!
Teach me to be smart!
BBoth
Help me!
I mean, this is probably the most boring hotel, in the history of boring hotels!
[A wave of girls walk in]
Oh Zack [Points to girls]
I love this hotel!
None of them have even noticed me.
[Bumps into Rebecca]
RRebecca
Hi my name is Rebecca.
Stammers
RRebecca
I'm sorry, I don't speak Vietnamese.
I meant, do you need some help with your bags?
RRebecca
That's very nice of you but I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
Oh it's ok, I'm not that strange except when I get really nervous I can't stop talking which is odd because I'm aware of it and you'd think I'd know better but for some strange reason...
RRebecca
Alrighty then!
I hate beauty pageants.
I know. I never won one, either.
The point is, people award girls for being shallow, plastic robots. What kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool?
[London enters wearing a beauty pageant sash.]
Isn't this cool?
Oh, that kind.
[to Cody] Are you wearing lipstick?
That's what the fight was about. I put it on him while he was taking a nap.
[to Zack] That wasn't very nice! [turns to Cody] And that's not your shade.
Zack, why are you wearing a skirt?
I did it so we could win money for bikes.
Oh, thank goodness.
You recycle?
Sure, bottles, cans, everything.
Since when?
Since my father bought Oregon and started chopping down trees. You ever heard of Octicorp?
The center of all evil?
That's Dad!
Uh, I protest against them.
Me too!
[excited] I got dragged off by a cop!
I got grounded for two weeks!
So uh.. I guess I should say goodbye. Or, uh... you could invite me into your suite?
[dreamy] My sweet what? Oh, my suite! In the hotel where I live because I'm rich.
First, we get you an imperial suite.
Do you know how much they cost?
Aww, she thought we're gonna pay.
Aww, that's sweet. No, we don't pay here, baby.
Boy, if I were 5 years older, 2 feet taller.
I'd be squashed!
HMrs. Harrington
I think it's so nice that this wonderful young girl lets a struggling singer and her two twin boys live in her suite.
[fakes a smile] It's so much nicer than the mini-van we used to live in.
Is there a hall of fame for this kind of stuff?
Yes, it's called prison.
Gloss me.
Sorry, we're watching the counter for Maddie. We're not allowed to accept money, make change or touch any of the merchandise.
Is there anything you can do?
I can shove 12 gummy worms up my nose. You wanna see?
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