Barbara quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Barbara

[in response to a rumor mill that was intended as a apology by Cody] You think I'm stupid and smell like a yak?!

Barbara

Cody, this looks really complicated.

Cody

Not really. All you have to do is look at it as if it were an isosceles triangle. The giraffe on the line intersecting it diagonally.

Barbara

And if you calculate the angle trajectory, you should be able to find the coordinates of the optimal target zone.

Cody

I should have bought my protractor.

Barbara

Oh, I have one! (reaches to her back pocket and takes it out.)

Cody

The Angle Jam 2000?

Barbara

I got it for Chanukah.

Barbara

I'm taking five AP classes.

Cody

I'm taking six.

Barbara

Oww!

Cody

Steel-toed boots.

Barbara

Cody, I'm sorry I got upset before. After all, I creamed you in the math competition and you didn't get mad.

Cody

Well, I wouldn't say creamed. But it doesn't matter, because I annihilated you at the spelling bee. And by the way, that's annihilated with 2 Ns and an "h".

Barbara

Oh, that spelling bee wasn't fair. Your word was so easy, my dog could have spelled it.

Cody

Ha! I doubt it. I met your dog, and he's an idiot. (Barbara stomps on his foot) OWWW!

Barbara

Oh Cody, I just know it's going to be you.

Cody

No, Barbara, you deserve it, you're A+ every subject, including dimples.

Barbara

(giggles)

Cody

Oh, there they are.

Cody

(to Barbara) Your my latka!

Barbara

(confused) I'm your potato pancake?