I recycle too.
KKyle
Really?
I wore these pearls yesterday.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
HMr. Harrington
Fabulous view. You can see the park from here.
Yes, that's what trees look like before you cut them down.
I'm not rich. I work at the hotel as a candy counter girl.
HMr. Harrington
I knew she wasn't rich. She's too nice.
[crying] Look, I really don't feel like talking.
Ok. [hugs her] Then I'll talk, and you listen. Honey, you really shouldn't have lied to Jason in the first place.
I know, but I just thought he wouldn't like me because we come from two separate worlds. I mean, he comes from champagne and caviar and I come from beer and pretzels!
[Elevator door opens with a man looking to get in]
I'm sorry, could you please take the next elevator?
[He seemingly doesn't understand her and gets in anyway much to Carey's chagrin]
I'm such a doofus and now Jason will hate me!
No, you don't know that. And you're not giving yourself very much credit either.
I know. I'm such a doofus!
Stop saying that! Here- [turns to the man in the elevator] May I?
[Carey takes his handkerchief and gives it to Maddie to dry her eyes]
You shouldn't sell yourself short. And I bet if you give Jason half a chance, he'll tell you the same thing.
You think so?
I know so.
(to London) So we get to meet Usher?
Sweetie, Usher gets to meet us.
So, is the evil hotel inspector gone yet?
No, she's right here.
Whoa! What's that on your face? [Carey covers Zack's mouth.]
It's a beauty mark!
But it has a hair on it! [Carey covers Cody's mouth.]
It's a good thing I don't have triplets! I've run out of hands.
Thanks for the Red Sox tickets, Mr. Moesby!
Yeah, we know they're usually reserved for guests, so-
Oh! Ignores guest needs for friends?
MMr. Moesby
They're not my friends.
Ignores guest needs for strangers?
Esteban, I want gift baskets for all these guests immediately. Oh, and some catnip for our feline friends.
For you, anything! (He looks at Ilsa) And for you, bubkes!
I just wanted to say that the rat thing was not Mr. Moseby's fault. It was my fault.
Well, that changes things.
Really?
No!
Mr. Moseby's just doing his job. He needs to keep this hotel running smooth and you tend to be un-smooth.
Yeah, un-smooth like when Mom doesn't shave her legs for 2 weeks.
Mr. Moesby! The hotel inspector will be here any minute for the surprise inspection!
MMoesby
How is it a surprise inspection if they sent a fax?
Because they sent the fax 2 weeks ago and I forgot to give to you! Surprise!
Get this mutt off of me!
(monotone) Stop. Bad dog. No.
Man, I never thought I'd miss Moseby.
(about Ilsa) Yeah, she's a real witch. I'd love to vacuum off that mole!
I've rearranged the candy counter. Now tell me, what draws your eye?
You do, sweet thang!
Please. Some of this candy is older than you.
WWaiter
Room service! Somebody ordered the "I'm sorry for what we did last night" buffet.
Eggs benedict with caviar?!
Must be a mistake.
We ordered toast and a raisin.
You guys are bleeding me dry here!
WWaiter
Oh! [chuckles] My mistake. This is meant for the other mommy with twins on the 23rd floor. [He leaves]
I-I'm sorry, I didn't, I mean, they...
D'I- I understand. Children sometimes can be a burden.
You have kids?
No, and after seeing yours, not gonna happen!
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