London quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

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I wonder what my life would be like if I found the money... [starts into dream sequence, but then fades out almost immediately] Oh. It would be the same! Yay!

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The ghost stole my money. She is so dead!

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Yep. I've hit rock bottom. And I don't like rock bottom. It's so rock bottomy.

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Daddy always says, competition's a good thing. It's a chance to crush people.

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Well, you were wrong, with a capital R.

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[to a purse snatcher] You can't have this purse! It doesn't match your outfit!

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(at a children's reading) Hello young readers. Remember, reading makes you smarterer.

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This store is a total failure. What are you doing wrong, Maddie?

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I'm back! Who missed me? (nobody in the lobby pays attention to her)I brought presents!(everyone starts welcoming her back)

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(slowly) Did I hit it too hard?

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(gets a papercut from reading a book) Reading is dangerous!

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(while with her book club) Pride and Prejudice is about a rich man who marries a poor girl. Which as we all know only happens in books. (to Maddie) Sorry.

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[On her smartphone with Maddie] That's why I need you to keep it quiet. if the tabloids hear about it, sales will go into the toilet.

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[thinking] Left, right, left, right, blink, breathe — ooh! Twinkly light bulb! [losing air] Breathe! Breath! [starts skipping] Skip, skip, skip.

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What do you think? Blue or yellow?

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(picks up Vance's head for a closer look) Oh! Definitely blue! (drops his head back into the pan)