[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Plankton at Patrick's house. Patrick is trying to decide what his wish will be]
I wish... I wish... I wish...
Pick something, you bozo!
Well, sometimes I wish I had an extra head so that I'd have someone to talk to when you're at work.
Aww.
Pathetic. All right, your crummy wish is my command! Give me your hand, Jumbo. And the both of you, close your eyes. [Patrick holds up his left hand as he and SpongeBob close their eyes. Plankton draws a doodle on Patrick's hand with a marker, making him giggle] Alakazam!
[notices the doodle on his hand] Oh! My extra head! It's my wish come true! Oh, I'm gonna call you Noggin.
Oh, hello, Noggin. Nice to meet you.
Noggin, say hello to SpongeBob. [silence]
Oh, he doesn't have to—
Noggin, you're embarrassing me. Say hello to SpongeBob.
No, it's okay, Patrick.
No, it's not okay!
Leaping lungfish, can we go now?
Yes, go! Noggin here needs to be taught a painful lesson.
[SpongeBob and Plankton leave as Patrick enters his house]
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