South Park Season 7 quotes

Alright boys, prepare yourselves. We're about to enter French Canada.

Kyle

French Canada?

[singing] There's no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land! The other Canada is hardly Canada; if you lived here for a day, you'd understand!

Oh, ha ha! Welcome to French Canada!

We have everything your heart could desire! Trapezes, trampolines, and lots and lots of cheese!

Would you like a mustache?

Just stay calm, boys. French Canadians are a little odd.

Stan

Uh, we're just passing through to see the new Prime Minister.

Well first, you must answer that phone. [miming a phone call] Ring ring, ring ring.

Kyle

We don't have time for this.

You cannot pass through French Canada unless you take that phone call! [miming a phone call] Ring ring, ring ring.

Kyle

[grudgingly playing along] Hello.

Hello! If you are going to see the new Prime Minister, then I want to go with you! He has passed a new law forbidding us French Canadians to drink wine!

How can the French not drink wine?! Travestie!

Kyle

Okay, you can come with us.

Ha ha, very good! Let us make haste!

[singing] There's no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land! And the other Canada--

--is a bull shoot Canada!

[singing] If you lived there for a day, you'd understand!

I think you'd understand. You understand.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Argh!

Oh no! It's Scott!

What are you two doing helping these Americans? Don't you know America thinks it owns Canada along with the rest of the world?!

You're a dick, Scott!

Kyle

God dammit, we need to get to the new Prime Minister, now!

Oh yeah, the new Prime Minister, eh? He sure has screwed up things for Newfoundland. Life just hasn't been the same since he made sodomy illegal.

Kyle

Can we just get going please?

Yeah sure, there's just one problem.

Stan

What?

You folks are going the wrong way.

Stan

What?! But I thought there was only one road in Canada!

Yeah, and you all went the wrong direction on it.

Oh, that's right! Ottawa is that way!

Of course! Ottawa left, Newfoundland right!

It's okay, boys. The power is inside us to get to Ottawa! We can wish ourselves there!

Ah yes! Let's wish ourselves there!

Is it working?

Of course, we could always take me boat, aye.

[acting as the Prime Minister of Canada] Uh, don't mind that guy hiding in the spider hole, he's just my friend.

Uh, don't shoot! I want to negotiate! Hey, relax!

Stan

What is that?

Cartman

It's Christmas. We officially missed it. It's Christmas day and...I'm in Canada.

Kyle

Well yeah, but I-I got my brother back!

Cartman

Yeah, you got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! And what did I tell you, Kyle? [takes off his mittens] I told you if we didn't make it back in time for Christmas I was going to whoop your ass, didn't I? [takes off his coat, bunches it up, and throws it aside]

Kyle

Dude, come on.

Cartman

Well, now you're going to get it, motherfucker! That's right, you and me, right now; we're having it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on!

Cartman

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Hey, come on boys! You can spend Christmas with us, Canada style!