Mime quotes from South Park

Alright boys, prepare yourselves. We're about to enter French Canada.

Kyle

French Canada?

[singing] There's no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land! The other Canada is hardly Canada; if you lived here for a day, you'd understand!

Oh, ha ha! Welcome to French Canada!

We have everything your heart could desire! Trapezes, trampolines, and lots and lots of cheese!

Would you like a mustache?

Just stay calm, boys. French Canadians are a little odd.

Stan

Uh, we're just passing through to see the new Prime Minister.

Well first, you must answer that phone. [miming a phone call] Ring ring, ring ring.

Kyle

We don't have time for this.

You cannot pass through French Canada unless you take that phone call! [miming a phone call] Ring ring, ring ring.

Kyle

[grudgingly playing along] Hello.

Hello! If you are going to see the new Prime Minister, then I want to go with you! He has passed a new law forbidding us French Canadians to drink wine!

How can the French not drink wine?! Travestie!

Kyle

Okay, you can come with us.

Ha ha, very good! Let us make haste!

[singing] There's no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land! And the other Canada--

--is a bull shoot Canada!

[singing] If you lived there for a day, you'd understand!

I think you'd understand. You understand.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Argh!

Oh no! It's Scott!

What are you two doing helping these Americans? Don't you know America thinks it owns Canada along with the rest of the world?!

You're a dick, Scott!

Kyle

Can we just get going please?

Yeah sure, there's just one problem.

Stan

What?

You folks are going the wrong way.

Stan

What?! But I thought there was only one road in Canada!

Yeah, and you all went the wrong direction on it.

Oh, that's right! Ottawa is that way!

Of course! Ottawa left, Newfoundland right!

It's okay, boys. The power is inside us to get to Ottawa! We can wish ourselves there!

Ah yes! Let's wish ourselves there!

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