Alright boys, prepare yourselves. We're about to enter French Canada.
French Canada?
[singing] There's no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land! The other Canada is hardly Canada; if you lived here for a day, you'd understand!
Oh, ha ha! Welcome to French Canada!
We have everything your heart could desire! Trapezes, trampolines, and lots and lots of cheese!
Would you like a mustache?
Just stay calm, boys. French Canadians are a little odd.
Uh, we're just passing through to see the new Prime Minister.
Well first, you must answer that phone. [miming a phone call] Ring ring, ring ring.
We don't have time for this.
You cannot pass through French Canada unless you take that phone call! [miming a phone call] Ring ring, ring ring.
[grudgingly playing along] Hello.
Hello! If you are going to see the new Prime Minister, then I want to go with you! He has passed a new law forbidding us French Canadians to drink wine!
How can the French not drink wine?! Travestie!
Okay, you can come with us.
Ha ha, very good! Let us make haste!
[singing] There's no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land! And the other Canada--
--is a bull shoot Canada!
[singing] If you lived there for a day, you'd understand!
I think you'd understand. You understand.
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