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Cartman

I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

S6 E12 A Ladder to Heaven

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Cartman

Go ahead and play Harry Butt-hole Pussy Potter!

S6 E13 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

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Cartman

I'm not fat, I have a different life choice.

S6 E14 The Death Camp of Tolerance

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Cartman

Have you seen the poop swatches?

S6 E16 My Future Self n' Me

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Cartman

Repeat after me, Jennifer Lopez.

CCartman (as Jennifer Lopez)

Hennifer Lopez.

Cartman

No no, Jeh.

CCartman (as Jennifer Lopez)

Heh.

S7 E5 Fat Butt and Pancake Head

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CCartman (as Jennifer Lopez)

You can suck my culo, chica!

S7 E5 Fat Butt and Pancake Head

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CCartman (as Jennifer Lopez)

Hola, bichola!

S7 E5 Fat Butt and Pancake Head

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Cartman

Oh please, Craig, we're 10 times gayer than you are!

S7 E8 South Park Is Gay!

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Cartman

[singing]

Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go

My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door

I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just shut off the lights?

S7 E9 Christian Rock Hard

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Cartman

[singing]

I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus

I want to feel his salvation all over my face

S7 E9 Christian Rock Hard

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Cartman

You were supposed to kick his ass, not lick his butt hole!

S7 E12 All About the Mormons?

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Cartman

He just goes around imposing his will on people, he's my idol.

S7 E13 Butt Out

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Cartman

Handle it? For two billion dollars I'd handle my grandpa's balls, dude.

S7 E13 Butt Out

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Cartman

Wow, it's like smoking brings a lot of people just a little bit of joy, and you get to take that away from them! You're awesome.

S7 E13 Butt Out

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Cartman

Kyle, I just want you to know, if it were any other time of year, I still wouldn't help you.

S7 E15 It's Christmas in Canada

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